Choose a Pub, choose a chair as your virtual background - then meet up
somewhere that everybody knows your username. Listen to our lockdown
playlist while you're boozing.
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"The Pub - Shed 13 94"
The only pub where the deeds say we can't sell you a beer.
Woodbridge's first virtual pub/nightclub - built around the principle of
'I'm not spending any money on this, we'll just use old crap from the
shed' and named after the famous New York clubs which used their District
in their name. Originally a coal shed in the 01394 STD area and
sited in the grounds of an old pub, "Shed 13 94" features a dartboard,
firepit, sound system, free WiFi from the nextdoor garden centre &
solar lighting. It has already seen numerous late night happenings -
a virtual Ibiza evening, film nights and it even hosted some sad sack
watching the Midsummer Sunrise on his own. Generally it's just used
by the owner to get a bit of bloody peace & quiet though. Come
and join him.
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| The Darby & Joan - for those inseparable friends. |
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| Right Chair - tucked into the corner and near a light, perfect for surveying the whole scene |
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| Left Chair - lots of leg room and close to the back gate for a quick getaway if the owner starts to talk about his Lord of the Rings theories. |
"The Top Deck"
“The Top Deck” is a relaxing retreat at the end of the garden, ideal for
a refreshing drink with a bit of fizz. With locally grown veg this is also
a great spot to contemplate all the gardening that isn’t getting done and
was recently twinned with The Slug and Lettuce. The Top Deck is also proud
to be the regional headquarters for CAMRAWL (Campaign for Real Ale With
Lemonade).
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| Set this as your background and you're going to look like you've sat on dolls furniture. We're sending the photographer on a perspective course next week, right after he's taken a few dick pics for me to boost my ego. |
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| No word from the owner as to whether this is left chair or right chair - it's probably correct to assume this is an achingly politically correct centralist chair. |
The Ladies Garden owners are known for raucous behaviour and the pub
is run on an anything goes basis. That said, with these pictures as
your background it's going to look like you've been barred from entering
The Ladies Garden.
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| Perfect perspective for the 'I've been caught peeping' background |
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| Smokers Terrace |
"The Fox and Badger"
The Fox and Badger, unbelievably, is this pub's name and not the name
of the 2 strangers you'll be drinking with if you come here - although
the furthest one away appears to have just had her brains blown out the
back of her head. This pub recently underwent a full refurb,
although the plans were read the wrong way & it's ended up with a
huge terrace and tiny inside. Luckily, like my penis in my tiny
hands, the small table makes it look bigger.
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| The Badger & Badger |
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